i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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