yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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