HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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