Whod you bang
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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