What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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