at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I had to cum in my sink.
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