i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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