No, drunk sperm still make babies.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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