Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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