MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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