is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
