too bad you live with your parents still
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
of course. lets lasso hookers.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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