Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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