Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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