so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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