Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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