Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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