you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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