i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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