I'm really into asian looking animals
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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