The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
one two three fourrrrnication!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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