So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
