Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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