I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
