Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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