Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
we're so committed to being not committed
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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