yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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