How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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its like you know when i get waxed
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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