He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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