I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm both gender and math confused
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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