my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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