I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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