So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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