3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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