who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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