I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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