we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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