Do you still have your period?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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