is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i dont even know how to be here
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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