Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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