So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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