Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
