grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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