okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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