week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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