Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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