i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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