Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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