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OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
My dad is sitting where you rode me
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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