is this the sara with the beer cane?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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